Corrin the Beast Thief

This is a sea-shantie tune written by Tod Grape about his old friend Corrin Tealeaf. Tod wrote it with the hope of inspiring the people of Noon Lodge in Baston to free Corrin Tealeaf of the false charges that are laid against him. Tod Preforms this song for Oarf the Red in Baston and leaves the freeing of Corrin in Oarf's hands. Tod believes Oarf will free Corrin as he had promised.

Lyrics
Ballad #3: Corrin the Beast Thief

{Chorus #1}

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

A mate of Mine/since I was nine,

Was a man named Corrin Teeeeeeeeea - leaf.

The man was kind/ and with ladies fine,

His problem comes When he seeeeeeees - beef.

Now that-the tavern’s lined. I can tell ya-of-the time

I came to met Corrin the Beeeeeast thief.

{Little guitar hook}

Verse #1

You see his problem lied/ with the strong bovine///He can’t keep the beasts/from his mind.

That’s how I met him there/ smelling of cow hair////with the reins of my/prize mule in hand.

He sure had a pair/cuz through the crisp night air/// He continued to stare///like things had gone to plan.

With a furrow in his brow/He returned my cow////and I told him, I’d help/ him if I could.

He wondered how/ then said “Help me now”/// “Clear my name of false crimes if you would?”

{slow it down now}

You see Corrin had run into trouble. He’d been framed for stealing children from family huddles.

The knights were after-em/ He been fightin’ and slashin-em/ everyone’s looking to cash-in-on-em from reach to baston.

{Chorus #2}

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

A mate of Mine/since I was nine,

Was a man named Corrin Teeeeeeeeea - leaf.

The man was kind/ and with ladies fine,

His problem come s When he seeeeeeees - beef.

Framed for a crime/ Now his problems are mine,

He’s got a bounty of 500 Geeeeeeeeeeeeee P!

We went into to town/ and people all around/////started to notice Corrin /Thanks to all the lies.

Corrin, never the fool/being wise to the rules////said turn me in /and make off with the prize.

The brave young lad/ had a plan though it was bad////Too easy for everything/to go up in flames.

I said “what can I do?”/All he said was “I trust in you”/As the guards hauled him/ off in chains.

{Slow it down now}

Unlike Corrin with the cattle in the herds/ I’m no good when it comes to arguing with my words.

But I’m strong with a rhyme/So I wrote some lines/ To inspire the ruling minds/ to over turn the false crimes/ while my friend is doing time/ and his only real crime/ involves stealing bovineeeeeeeeeeee!!!

{Chorus #3}

A mate of Mine/since I was nine,

Was a man named Corrin Teeeeeeeeea - leaf.

The man is fine/ and with all people, kind,

His problem comes When he seeeeeeees - beef.

Framed for a crime/ Now his problems are mine,

I need help to free Corrin TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA-LEAFFFFFFF